Lindsey

Give up on the dating life. Women ONLY go for the top 10% of men on those apps. you will

The messier, the better. you really like showing off what a pathetic cum eater you are for Me. Splatter load

This changes men, forever. Once that salty sticky load meets your lips, you’re done. There is no going back. I

Reduce Reuse Recycle! This obviously applies to all your orgasms too, just think of the waste you make cleaning up

It really isn’t that bad, you’re honestly just being dramatic. The fantasy of throwing your legs above your head and

  Let’s focus just on the basics. This one will be hard for you to bail out on, you can’t